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“You’re one of my best friends, don’t you wanna help me? We don’t have to have sex or anything, just… Will you be my baby daddy?” These are the words that would make any man’s day and Jennifer Lopez knows exactly when and how to say it. Don’t just go off having babies and throw them on a friend like that. It is wise to have back-up plans for your plans but it is also wiser to have back-up plans for your back-plans (I wonder if that makes sense?).

Plot Summary: After years of dating, Zoe (Jennifer Lopez) has decided waiting for the right one is taking too long. Determined to become a mother, she commits to a plan, makes an appointment and decides to go it alone. On the day of her artificial insemination, Zoe meets Stan (Alex O’Loughlin) – a man with real possibilities.

Trying to nurture a budding relationship and hide the early signs of pregnancy becomes a comedy of errors for Zoe and creates confusing signals for Stan. When Zoe nervously reveals the reason for her unpredictable behavior, Stan commits fully and says he’s in. Never before has love seen a courtship where a wild night of sex involves three in a bed – Stan, Zoe and the ever-present massive pregnancy pillow. Or, where “date night” consists of being the “focal point” at a near-stranger’s water birth which does for kiddie pools what “Jaws” did for swimming in the ocean. The real pregnancy test comes when both of them realize they really don’t know each other outside of hormonal chaos and birth preparations. With the nine month clock ticking, both begin to experience cold feet. Anyone can fall in love, get married and have a baby but doing it backwards in hyper-drive could be proof positive that they were made for each other.
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Suicide Girls Must Die! Well, that is probably true unless someone save them.

When I saw the first few seconds of the trailer I thought “what the hell, this is just a damn reality show” and a few more seconds later the evil kicks in (what???). This is not much of a horrifying Horror, probably the producer thought by adding a “reality” touch would make it more scary, but girls disappearing is so last year. Come on man, lose the “reality show style” and in with the “graphic and gore,” anyways, cheers to the “first reality horror” (in movie form). Don’t take my words for it, probably it will scare the crap outta you.

Plot Summary: What is it about watching other people shaking in terror that freaks us out and yet still engages our attention? Why are movies like “The Blair Witch Project” and “Paranormal Activity” so successful with movie audiences? These are two horror films that blurred the lines of horror and reality.

One film steps further – “Suicide Girls Must Die!”

Here’s the hook: Twelve sexy, edgy, beautiful women from the famed Suicide Girls website (SuicideGirls.com) shoot a pin-up calendar while staying at a remote cabin in Maine. One by one, the girls start disappearing, leaving the others scared and running for their lives. Seen through the eyes of both hidden and the girls’ own cameras, this unscripted story captures the ladies – all non-actors and unaware their every move is being recorded – in the first reality horror movie of its kind.

I haven’t seen a movie teaser since “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” which makes me anxious to see the full movie. To tell the truth, I was kind of disappointed with the overall movie but Wolverine is still on top my favorite X-Men character list. Judging by Clash of the Titans trailer I can say that this movie is packed with action scenes. I am not sure if it will sell as much as Avatar but I can’t wait to see it.
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Oh great, another wedding movie in which one family doesn’t like the other. It’s getting a bit annoying but it’s an everyday life. Who knows, probably this one offers something the others didn’t.

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It might not be obvious that the music industry is slowly dieing, but for those who notice and is wondering what could fix it should see this trailer/movie. Who’s in for some “Flush Tunes?”

Anyone wishes to see Sean “Diddy” Combs go funny, sorry I meant Comedy?

Plot Summary: “Get Him to the Greek” reunites Jonah Hill and Russell Brand with “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” director Nicholas Stoller in the story of a record company intern with two days to drag an uncooperative rock legend to Hollywood for a comeback concert. The comedy is the latest film from producer Judd Apatow (“The 40-Year-Old Virgin,” “Knocked Up,” “Funny People”).

Aaron Green (Hill) gets things done. The ambitious 23-year-old has exaggerated his way into a dream job just in time for a career-making assignment. His mission: Fly to London and escort a rock god to L.A.’s Greek Theatre for the first-stop on a $100-million tour. His warning: Turn your back on him at your own peril. Read the rest of this entry »

Remember that movie long ago called “I Am Sam,” it was touching right? Well, another of those movies will be out this month. So if you are tired of the horror, the action, the “so-called” comedy movies and just want something to say “wow, I thought I had life hard” then you probably should check out Extraordinary Measures, coming out January 22.

Plot Summary: In the tradition of great inspirational dramas like the Academy Award nominated film “Erin Brockovich” and “The Pursuit of Happyness,” “Extraordinary Measures” is inspired by the true story of John Crowley, a man who defied conventional wisdom and great odds, and risked his family’s future to pursue a cure for his children’s life threatening disease.

From his working class roots, John Crowley (Brendan Fraser) has finally begun to taste success in corporate America. Supported by his beautiful wife Aileen (Keri Russell) and their three children, John is on the fast track. But just as his career is taking off, Crowley walks away from it all when his two youngest children, Megan and Patrick, are diagnosed with a fatal disease. With Aileen by his side, harnessing all of his skill and determination, Crowley teams up with a brilliant, but unappreciated and unconventional scientist, Dr. Robert Stonehill (Harrison Ford). Together they form a bio-tech company focused on developing a life-saving drug. One driven to prove himself and his theories, the other by a chance to save his children, this unlikely alliance eventually develops into mutual respect as they battle the medical and business establishments in a fight against the system – and time.

But, at the last minute, when it appears that a solution has been found, the relationship between the two men faces a final test – the outcome of which will affect the fate of John’s children.